there you are...

2012-01-12T06:55:00.001-08:00

Every fact of science was once damned. Every invention was considered impossible. Every discovery was a nervous shock to some orthodoxy. Every artistic innovation was denounced as fraud and folly. The entire web of culture and ‘progress,’ everything on earth that is man-made and not given to us by nature, is the concrete manifestation of some man’s refusal to bow to Authority. We would own no more, know no more, and be no more than the first apelike hominids if it were not for the rebellious, the recalcitrant, and the intransigent. As Oscar Wilde truly said, ‘Disobedience was man’s Original Virtue.'

― Robert Anton Wilson

Freebies for Tues, Sept 13

2011-09-13T08:09:00.001-07:00

Just freebies I noticed that I thought were worth sharing

Nocs™ — text editor with Dropbox & Markdown
An iPhone/iPad text editor made to use with DropBox

Microsoft Office How-To eBooks for Kindle

Free eBooks for Kindle: Summer of Fire, Bayne’s Climb, Battlefield Earth

Mikael Blomkvist

2011-08-17T10:52:00.001-07:00

His contempt for his fellow financial journalists was based on something that in his opinion was as plain as morality. The equation was simple. A bank director who blows millions on foolhardy speculations should not keep his job. A managing director who plays shell company games should do time. A slum landlord who forces young people to pay through the nose and under the table for a one-room apartment with shared toilet should be hung out to dry.

The job of the financial journalist was to examine the sharks who created interest crises and speculated away the savings of small investors, to scrutinise company boards with the same merciless zeal with which political reporters pursue the tiniest steps out of line of ministers and members of Parliament.

from "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"

Why do people play MMORPG's?

2011-06-23T14:59:00.001-07:00

Very cute trailer for "The Guild" Trade paperback, that answers the above question.
from http://content.usatoday.com/communities/popcandy/post/2011/06/exclusive-new-trailer-for-the-guild-trade-paperback/1

The Guild gang are pretty excited about it...
http://www.watchtheguild.com/the-guild/the-guild-comic-gets-trade-paperback-release/

...and if you've never heard the song they're playing, it's here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU
(but there might be an ad first... yes, it's one of THOSE... yech)

and if you're wondering what the heck the title means, it's "Massively multiplayer online role-playing game"

Mother Gaia

2011-06-23T14:12:00.001-07:00

I apologize for hot-linking to http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Mother-Gaia-207388674 but I couldn't figure out how to link to the full size image on Deviant Art. Go browse Humon's art. It's pretty. And witty.

Amazon may suck, but not for the reasons you list.

2011-06-14T09:43:00.000-07:00

Someone linked to a post on Facebook, that I just had to respond to it...
It's not something I often do, but sometimes you just gotta rant...

The post is
"Why Amazon Sucks, Pt. 1: Tax-evasion, Bullying, Censorship"

https://www.facebook.com/notes/evan-perriello/why-amazon-sucks-pt-1-tax-evasion-bullying-censorship/10150205479949830

In my humble opinion, this is bullshit.

Interstate Commerce

I don't pay sales taxes when I buy from L.L. Bean online, because they don't have a store in California either.
Ditto for ordering from Wireless, or any other catalog store that doesn't have physical stores in my state.

They don't collect sales tax because Federal law says they don't have to. The Supreme Court, in 1992, interpreting Congressional law, said so too. Yes, they did it to help a fledgling industry get it's feet on the ground, but that doesn't change the fact that Congress and the Supremes took the matter out of the states' hands.

In California, there are 1700 jurisdictions that charge their own tax rates.
http://www.boe.ca.gov/sutax/files/city_rates.csv
Of course, most of them break down to 5 or 6 different rates, but still, a merchant has to keep track of them all? Multiply that by 50 states.

If Amazon has to collect sales tax, so does every small t-shirt or pen or jewelry maker in the country. When I buy jewelry from a little shop I know in Raleigh, N.C., I don't pay sales tax either. Is every person who sells anything on the internet (or by mail order) supposed to track tens of thousands of sales rates?

Based on what... shipping address? What if I live in Oregon, which doesn't have sales tax, and am buying something for my mother in California, which has 1700 sales tax lookups?
Billing address? Fine, I'll do what corporations do, and get a mailbox in a tax-free state for billing.
We don't make laws that only apply to big companies.

Holding Employees Hostage

There's still a legal question about whether having a distribution center that doesn't do any sales is a "point of presence" legally. This, again, doesn't apply only to Amazon. Up till now, a "point of presence" meant a store. Texas said they were going to redefine it to include distribution centers. Amazon said "Fine. See ya."

Why is this Amazon "holding employees hostage", in view of the thousands of rants about raising taxes driving businesses out of a state? Isn't that what Texas is doing in this case?

But the issue 90% of the news stories talk about is the "affiliates". The states are saying that "Because Amazon has affiliates in our state, they have a business presence and have to charge sales tax."

Amazon affiliates are bloggers and other people who have small websites who run ads for Amazon, that have links to Amazon in the ads. That's it. Is The Sacramento Bee an employee of every advertiser that runs ads on sacbee.com? California was saying that when they were arguing about a law that would try and make Amazon charge sales tax in the state,. but it's moot, because our legislature didn't pass the law. They can't pass a law banning burning kittens, they're so completely dysfunctional.

From a sacbee.com editorial:
"Amazon.com, the giant online retailer, is becoming quite the bully.

From its base in Seattle, Amazon is threatening the livelihoods of 10,000 California affiliates if legislators proceed with efforts to force Amazon to collect sales taxes from its customers, something it should have been doing for years.

Amazon affiliates place Amazon ads on their websites in exchange for payments when visitors click on the ads. With its threat, Amazon proposes to further damage California by removing a revenue source from this state's businesses."

http://www.sacbee.com/2011/03/07/3454226/amazon-refuses-to-pay-its-share.html

They bully publishers

Melville books has to sell its books through Amazon?

The Nation article referenced in the post has this, in the 6th paragraph:

"(Disclosure: the new publishing company with which I am involved, OR Books, does not deal with Amazon. We sell direct to customers, channeling money that would otherwise go on discount and distribution to extensive promotion, primarily on the Internet.)"

So a writer who has a company that doesn't deal with Amazon, but sells their books direct, is doing a story about another publisher, who DOES sell through Amazon, but doesn't like the deal, and will "be forced out of business" unless they succumb to Amazon's evil ways?

I buy TONS of books and ebooks from Smashwords, Baen, Apex Books, Strange Horizons, Orbit Books, Prime Books, Pib Press, O'Reilly, Subterranean Press, Book View Cafe, and authors' websites.

With Macmillan, they had a deal with Amazon that they had been using for years. Apple came along with a better deal with its ibooks store. Macmillan signed up, but also demanded that Amazon go with the same deal. Amazon and Macmillan got into a pissing match with each other for about a week where Amazon was trying to show Macmillan that they needed Amazon more than Amazon needed them, and Amazon lost. Amazon caved, and went with the model that Steve Jobs declared was the new ebook sales plan. Feel better being under Steve's control than Jeff's? Good. Does this make Amazon evil?

Harper Collins made big news a couple of months ago when it announced that ebooks with the Overdrive licensing that libraries use (so they can't lend 20 copies of a book they only have one copy of) would be limited to 26 checkouts before the license would die and the library would have to buy another copy… of an ebook… which is a bunch of data. There was a large uproar among the library and ebook geek crowd.

Oh, yeah… Macmillan won't allow library copies of its ebooks at all. It hasn't found a "viable business model" to make that profitable.
http://gigaom.com/2010/03/02/macmillan-ebooks/
http://go-to-hellman.blogspot.com/2010/03/ebooks-in-libraries-thorny-problem-says.html

We don't need no stinkin Publishers

"So, Amazon decided that, with publishers finally challenging them, they would just become a publisher themselves and knock out the middle man"

So there's a problem with Amazon OFFERING a self-publishing service that bypasses the big publishers and let's the authors get a bigger cut of the sales? Are they forcing anyone to use this service? Huh?

Censorship

Wow, they cite a story from April 2009 that Amazon was censoring LGBT titles, which Amazon responded to almost immediately with

*****
Amazon spokeswoman Patty Smith told CNN partner Web site CNET News that the "glitch" was being fixed, but declined to elaborate. "This is an embarrassing and ham-fisted cataloging error for a company that prides itself on offering complete selection," she wrote in an e-mail statement.

"It has been misreported that the issue was limited to Gay & Lesbian themed titles -- in fact, it impacted 57,310 books in a number of broad categories such as Health, Mind & Body, Reproductive & Sexual Medicine, and Erotica," the statement said.

"This problem impacted books not just in the United States but globally. It affected not just sales rank but also had the effect of removing the books from Amazon's main product search."
************

I find dozens, if not hundreds of listings when I search Amazon for "Lady Chatterly's Lover". Oh, wait, the article says:
"If you are looking through best-sellers, you’ll be protected from Lady Chatterly (thanks, 1950’s morality court Amazon)."
Um… Is "Lady Chatterly's Lover" still a bestseller?

The article goes on to say that Amazon is "censoring" novels with "graphic sex and/or violence". One reference I found (there's aren't many unique ones in googling this) was an author saying Amazon had removed his titles
How To Rape A Straight Guy
Rape In Holding Cell 6

And Amazon said:
"During our review process, we found that your titles contain content that is in violation of our content guidelines. As a result, we have removed the books from our store."

Another blog post was about "erotic incest fantasy fiction" books being dropped from the store.

I realize Amazon is the largest bookseller in the world, and may even "pride itself on offering complete selection", but it's mandatory that they sell every book in the world? I don't think these titles are available at Barnes & Nobel either. Is B&N "censoring" these books?

Enough rant for one day.

happiness

2011-06-11T07:36:00.001-07:00

For a long time it seemed to me that life was about to begin – real life.... But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life. This perspective has helped me to see there is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way. So treasure every moment you have and remember that time waits for no one. Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

Souza

Why would Apple make me spoof a user-agent string to buy something from their store?

2011-03-09T21:15:00.001-08:00

I discovered a while back that in Firefox, if I come across a page to an Apple App Store link, the link doesn't open the App Store, it takes me to a page where I can download the app store. Which I already have.

Someone mentioned that it works correctly in Safari.

I found that it also works in Firefox if you install the user-agent-switcher extension, and set a user agent to Safari, with the string
:
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; Intel Mac OS X 10_6_6; en-US) AppleWebKit/534.16 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/10.0.648.127 Safari/534.16

Set that, switch user agent to Safari, and bingo, the link works.

Can anyone... ANYONE give me a non-paranoid-idiotic reason for Apple setting it up like this?

What, "We don't want you in our store buying stuff from us unless you're here in our browser."

I KNOW Apple's not that stupid... are they?

I just don't understand...

2011-01-13T19:46:00.001-08:00

One of the greats of SF, Frederik Pohl, blogs!
When I first heard about this, I thought, "This is so cool!"

And then, today, I read this. Mass Murder Courtesy of the NRA

It's about the Tucson shootings, but Mr. Pohl's take on it is that the shootings are the fault of the NRA.

I can understand people feeling that the NRA make access to weapons too easy, but that's not it. Here's his take ......

However. the specific tool that Loughner used for his work of killing. was less widely reported.

He got them all — and wounded a dozen more — with his 9-millimeter Glock.

What is a Glock, and what is it designed to be used for? It’s a
rapid-fire weapon that can accommodate a 30-bullet clip, and it has only
one real use. It’s of very little value for hunting or for Grandma to
keep under her pillow to repel burglars. What it is good for is the
killing of groups of human beings by a single shooter, and for nothing
else.

For that reason, it was outlawed by federal statute until 2004, when
that law expired and our Congress, cowardly as it always is when it
comes to offending the National Rifle Association, failed to renew it.

Since no conventional rifle or pistol could have murdered so many so
fast, it is entirely due to the work of the National Rifle Association
that most of this current crop of victims are dead.

I lost count of how many errors there are in this short piece.

Pretty much every early story I read (which weren't that many. I hate repeat-news cycles) pointed out that the weapon was a Glock.
I don't see how it would be of any more or less value than any other gun for Grandma to keep under her pillow. It's lighter than some.
It's apparently good for other things than "killing of groups of human beings by a single shooter", being one of the top handguns chosen by law enforcement, and I don't think they're really known for that kind of thing.
I've had a Glock 17 for 20 years. I bought it used from the firing range I used to go to. Legally. I certainly never heard anything about it being outlawed by federal statute.
Pretty much ANY 'conventional' rifle or pistol could have murdered so many, so fast, since the Glock IS a 'conventional' pistol. I don't think it shoots much faster or slower than any other semi-auto.

I'm not an NRA member, but I have been in the past, and I don't think there's anything Mr. Pohl mentioned here that would make any member ashamed, since every point he made in his post is wrong. (Except the one about Christina Taylor Green probably not being a specific target. May she rest in peace.)

It's possible that he's a bit confused and thinks 'Glock' means '30 round magazine'. If that's the case, he probably doesn't know that 30 round magazines are also available for Smith & Wessons, Berettas, (that I checked on) and probably most other semi-auto handguns and rifles.

It sounds more like he thinks 'Glock' means 'Devil gun'. He's got that big honkin' picture of a Glock beneath the headline, and he seems to focus on the brand name more than any features (other than its magical and nonexistant rapid fire capabilities).

I don't know what the heck he's talking about, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't either.

AND.. I had my first blog comments deleted!

He invited comments on his piece, and I posted:

I’ve owned a 9mm Glock 17 for almost 20 years. I purchased it used at the gun range where I used to shoot.

When were they banned by Federal law?

I don’t know why it is any less useful to Grandma for keeping under her pillow than any other gun, nor how it differs from a “conventional pistol or rifle” in it’s ability to murder so many so fast.

It’s no more rapid fire than any other semi-automatic handgun.

What the heck are you talking about?.

But please, since I’ve never posted here before, let me also say that I’ve loved your writing since I started reading science fiction in the 60’s.

“Man Plus” is still one of my favorite all time novels.

They sat in moderation for a while, and then were gone.

UPDATE: I looked this morning, and they're back. possibly a moderating hiccup.

Running and Rambling: Soft Star RunAmoc Giveaway

2010-12-11T10:24:00.000-08:00

These look kind of interesting. I've never tried any of the vibram-five-finger/barefoot-type style running shoes, but I know a lot of people swear by them.

Running and Rambling: Soft Star RunAmoc Giveaway

from IMMD

2010-08-06T12:53:00.001-07:00

I am in the Army and currently stationed in Korea. One
Monday it was particularly rainy and dreary. While I was walking to work
I decided to splash through the puddles on the sidewalk like I used to
do as a little kid. A Captain stopped me and asked what I was doing. I
replied, “Letting my inner child out for a walk, Sir!” He laughed and
said, “Carry on, soldier.” As he walked away he splashed a few puddles
himself, laughed, and walked out of sight. IMMD and my week!

IMMD

Thought for the day

2010-07-25T06:50:00.001-07:00

Be not so busy
making a living
that you forget
to make a life

WISDOM FROM TRAINING MANUALS

2010-07-19T21:21:00.001-07:00

'If the enemy is in range, so are you.'

- Infantry Journal-
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'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.'

- US. Air Force Manual -
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'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.'

- General Mac Arthur -
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'You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me.'

- Infantry Sgt.-
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'Tracers work both ways.'

- Army Ordnance Manual-
--------------------

'Five second fuses last about three seconds.'

- Infantry Journal -
--------------------

The three most useless things in aviation are:
Fuel in the bowser; Runway behind you; and Air above you.

-Basic Flight Training Manual-
--------------------

'Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.'

- Naval Ops Manual -
--------------------

'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.'

- Unknown Infantry Recruit-
--------------------

'If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up to him.'

- Infantry Journal-
--------------------

'Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death,
I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.'

- Sign over SR71 Wing Ops-
--------------------

'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.'

-Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot)-
--------------------

'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.'

-Unknown Author-
--------------------

'If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it has to be a helicopter
-- and therefore, unsafe.'

- Fixed Wing Pilot-
--------------------

'When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.'

-Multi-Engine Training Manual-
--------------------

'Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensive flying club.'

-Unknown Author-
--------------------

'If you hear me yell;"Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echoes.'
If you stop to ask "Why?", you'll be talking to yourself, because by then you'll be the pilot.'

-Pre-flight Briefing from a Canadian F104 Pilot-
--------------------

'What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?
If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; but If ATC screws up, .... the pilot dies.'

-Sign over Control Tower Door-
--------------------

'Never trade luck for skill.'

-Author Unknown-
--------------------

The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in military aviation are:

'Did you feel that?' 'What's that noise?' and 'Oh S...!'

-Authors Unknown-
--------------------

'Airspeed, altitude and brains.
Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.'

-Basic Flight Training Manual-
--------------------

'Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.'

- Emergency Checklist-
--------------------

'The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.'

- Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot) -
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'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.'

-Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB, AZ-
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'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.'

- Lead-in Fighter Training Manual -
--------------------

As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives.
The rescuer sees the bloodied pilot and asks, 'What happened?'
The pilot's reply: 'I don't know, I just got here myself

--------------------

(via Robyn Saunders)

A passage I can never get through without a sniffle.

2010-07-19T21:19:00.001-07:00

Neighbors bring food with death and flowers with sickness and little things in between. Boo was our neighbor. He gave us two soap dolls, a broken watch and chain, a pair of good-luck pennies, and our lives. But neighbors give in return. We never put back into the tree what we took out of it: we had given him nothing, and it made me sad.
     I turned to go home. Street lights winked down the street all the way to town. I had never seen our neighborhood from this angle.
     There were Miss Maudie's, Miss Stephanie's- there was our house, I could see the porch swing- Miss Rachel's house was beyond us, plainly visible. I could even see Mrs. Dubose's.
     I looked behind me. To the left of the brown door was a long shuttered window. I walked to it, stood in front of it, and turned around. In daylight, I thought, you could see to the postoffice corner.
     Daylight... in my mind, the night faded. It was daytime and the neighborhood was busy. Miss Stephanie Crawford crossed the street to tell the latest to Miss Rachel. Miss Maudie bent over her azaleas.
     It was summertime, and two children scampered down the sidewalk toward a man approaching in the distance. The man waved, and the children raced each other to him.
     It was still summertime, and the children came closer. A boy trudged down the sidewalk dragging a fishing pole behind him. A man stood waiting with his hands on his hips. Summertime, and his children played in the front yard with their friend, enacting a strange little drama of their own invention.
     It was fall, and his children fought on the sidewalk in front of Mrs. Dubose's. The boy helped his sister to her feet, and they made their way home. Fall, and his children trotted to and fro around the corner, the day's woes and triumphs on their faces. They stopped at an oak tree, delighted, puzzled, apprehensive.
     Winter, and his children shivered at the front gate, silhouetted against a blazing house. Winter, and a man walked into the street, dropped his glasses, and shot a dog.
     Summer, and he watched his children's heart break. Autumn again, and Boo's children needed him.

Want to know the Czech word for when the moon hides in the Earth's shadow?

2010-07-05T11:17:00.000-07:00

interestingly enough, in Spanish, it's just 'Eclipse'

Saturday, July 3

2010-07-03T09:55:00.001-07:00

Sitting in a KFC, which has wifi and cold Pepsi!

Did another first time thing this trip. We've seen this thing

...every time we've come to Prague, but we've never gone to see it. Turns out those little bumps on the towers are part of a sculpture.

It's called 'Maminka', or 'Babies'. Don't ask, I don't know. It's art.

It's a pretty view, too.

I had never noticed how all the blocks in the city are built around central courtyards before. The things you see when you alter your point of view....

Location:Jugoslávská,Prague 2,Czech Republic

it's Thursday, how did that happen?

2010-07-03T04:42:00.001-07:00

Between night flights and time zones, and the normal vacation fog, I really lose track of days.

Let's see, we left Saturday night, arrived in NYC Sunday morning, did some wandering but not a lot, slept 12 hours that night, wandered for about 14 hours Monday, finally did MOMA for the first time,

wandered some more on Tuesday,

( OMG this makes me happy I quit, that WAS a special. I saw them as high as $12/pack. )
... and then did the terminal-from-hell at JFK, caught a 14-hour flight (by-the-clock) to Prague, spent most of Wednesday napping, and that brings us to today.

Always do one touristy thing that you've never done before. Today we took one of the boat-cruise-tour things. The guide was really good, made me want to go read some Czech history. ( *I* didn't know Celts migrated from here )

We had our wander from home down past the Charles Bridge, taking some routes we haven't before ( because getting lost is a GOOD thing when you don't have any where you need to be. ) had some dinner,

, ran into a cousin on the back home,

, went to 2nd dinner ( OK, we didn't eat again, we just kept company )

... and now we're visiting with our Aunt Katka, the sweetie who's watching me type this.

ok, it' Saturday that I'm posting this.. wifi isn't THAT easy to find.

On the flight, 3.5 hrs in... somewhere over the Atlantic...

2010-07-01T08:05:00.001-07:00

We're on a flight with a 100-teenager choir, so I don't think we're going to be getting a whole lot of sleep. Probably the noisiest flight I've ever been on, but they're all kinds of cute.

They announced the first movie as, or at least I heard, "Ghost Rider". Turned out to be "The Ghost Writer" with Ewan McGregor and Pierce Brosnan. Different movie entirely. No Nick Cage, no flaming skulls or Skeletor motorcycles at all.

I do not freaking believe that, at 2:30am destination time, they turned on all the cabin lights so they could do a spiel for their duty free shopping.

- sending Thursday evening. first wifi since the flight.

New York

2010-06-28T12:06:00.000-07:00

Sunday was kind of lost... I don't do all that well with overnight flights.

We walked from Penn Station to the hotel rediscovering how much longer crosstown streets are when compared to uptown/downtown.

Janey wandered some more while I took a ... um... checked out the room for a bit.

Today we went down to the park, checked out the zoos, and walked back, but we each had to stop at our personal NYC landmarks.

Yes both stores are very cool, but I think the employees were a little more accessible at Tiffany's.

Janey did really like a nice little necklace that I spotted... what DO you call a tennis bracelet necklace? You know, a string of diamonds... Anyway, the nice sales clerk cheerfully (but oh so elegantly) told us it was $140,000.

Since I had told Janey, "Anything up to the limit on my card.", and that was just a bit higher, we had to pass.

I picked up the Apple case for my iPad... that, I could handle.

Leaving tomorrow afternoon for Prague.

John Scalzi

2010-06-25T10:10:00.001-07:00

I love the fact I live in a time where video
teleconferencing exists. It makes me feel like I’m having a virtual
meeting – on the moon!

Oh, wait, that’s just server lag.

Sigh.

Never mind.
-- John Scalzi, Whatever

Help desk ticket of the week

2010-06-25T10:08:00.001-07:00

This is just cute…

******************************************************
* TICKET #2402-811        *CLOSED*        2010-02-24 *
******************************************************
*                                                    *
* ASSIGNED  : n/a                                    *
* DEPT CODE : AAV                                    *
* CUSTOMER  : 84125, James A------                   *
* WORKSTATION: BCDM-643843                           *
* SITE      : M/BCD                                  *
*                                                    *
*                                                    *
* __ ISSUE __                                        *
*                                                    *
*   Client called in stating: "My name is on the     *
*   Internet, and I don't want it there."            *
*                                                    *
*   ~ Client approved VNC connection                 *
*   ~ Remoted to client's PC                         *
*                                                    *
* __ TROUBLESHOOTING __                              *
*                                                    *
*    Client did a search, and was upset that his     *
*    name came up in search results                  *
*                                                    *
*    I educated client as to the nature of the       *
*    Internet, and that if you look up any persons   *
*    name, there will be some result                 *
*                                                    *
*    Client stated that they did not want this, and  *
*    requested that I remove it                      *
*                                                    *
*    Informed client that I did no not have control  *
*    over what information is on the Internet        *
*                                                    *
*    Client asked to speak to supervisor             *
*                                                    *
*    Advised ------ about issue; she declined to     *
*    accept call since she also did not have control *
*    over what information is on the Internet        *
*                                                    *
*    Advised client to contact Internet for further  *
*    assistance; could not provide phone number      *
*                                                    *
*    Client not satisfied with resolution.           *
*                                                    *
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Seeing if I can use this thing on my travels...

2010-06-23T20:42:00.001-07:00

Ok, I haven't left yet, but thought it was worth trying this out &
getting the bugs out BEFORE I left...

It's actually a lot easier to type on than I thought it would be... Probably helps that I use two fingers on a REAL keyboard.

2010-03-09T12:45:00.001-08:00

Indian Bartender: oh, God, what do I know? I'm a half Punjabi Sikh Tamil separatist. My sister's married a Jewish doctor from New Jersey and our other grandmother was an Irish nun who left me this bar... which is a very long story...

Father Brian: So...you're a Sikh Catholic Muslim with Jewish in-laws??

Indian Bartender: Yes, Yes! It is VERY complicated!

"Keeping the Faith"

ebook humor

2009-08-05T13:17:00.001-07:00

http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20090803

Chivalry

2009-08-05T13:13:00.000-07:00

I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out
your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes
to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat
me at mario kart

from Texts from last night

Don't know why I have this running through my head..

2009-07-24T10:35:00.000-07:00

Group:
God, I hope I get it, I hope I get it!
How many people does he need? How many people does he need?
God, I hope I get it! I hope I get it!
How may boys, how many girls How many boys, how many...
Look at all the people, at all the people
How many people does he need? How many boys, how many girls?
How many people does he ...

Tricia
I really need this job.
Please, God, I need this job.
I've got to get this job.

Group:
God, I really blew it,
I really blew it!
How could I do a thing like that?

Boys:
How could I do a thing like ...?

Group:
Now, I'll never make it. I'll never make it!
He doesn't like the way I look.
He doesn't like the way I dance.
He doesn't like the way I...

http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/a_chorus_line_lyrics_16888/other_lyrics_47649/i_hope_i_get_it_lyrics_512125.html

Bill Mahar on capitalism

2009-07-24T09:41:00.000-07:00

How about this for a New Rule: Not everything in America has to make a
profit. It used to be that there were some services and institutions so
vital to our nation that they were exempt from market pressures. Some
things we just didn't do for money. The United States always defined
capitalism, but it didn't used to define us. But now it's becoming all that
we are.

Huffington Post

Ain’t That a Shame

2009-07-24T09:38:00.000-07:00

from http://justinelarbalestier.com/blog/2009/07/23/aint-that-a-shame/

In the last few weeks as people have started reading the US ARC of Liar they have also started asking why there is such a mismatch between how Micah describes herself and the cover image. Micah is black with nappy hair which she wears natural and short. As you can see that description does not match the US cover.

Many people have been asking me how I feel about the US cover, why I allowed such a cover to appear on a book of mine, and why I haven’t been speaking out about it.

top secret

2009-07-20T09:21:00.001-07:00

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lunchbreath/3738355360/

WARNING!

2009-07-13T19:30:00.001-07:00

If you push the bin against the elevator door while going down, this might happen to you.

via http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=13694

Paula Poundstone

2009-07-06T13:07:00.000-07:00

Just gave my dog a flea shower, which is where, when you know she's going to have fleas, friends bring little blankets and outfits for them.

http://twitter.com/paulapoundstone/status/2501329329

just such a cool photo

2009-06-26T14:29:00.001-07:00

from Overheard in New York

2009-06-20T11:21:00.001-07:00

Large, intimidating thug: So you think you're grown up, huh? You think you're a man?
Small boy: (nods)
Large, intimidating thug: Then why don't you get a job? Move out?
Small boy: Cause I love you!
Large, intimidating thug, more quietly: Well, I love you too.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com

Trouble Ticket

2009-06-17T14:13:00.000-07:00

**April 29, 2009 2:06:25 PM Marc**
Client has a gel pad type device that he requires assistance in setting up.  
Please provide onsite assistance for the client.

Client has requested to have an email sent to him to 
schedule a time to resolve the request.

**May 1, 2009 8:05:21 AM Sally**
on my way to 2sc, I will see if he is at his desk.

**May 1, 2009 9:31:12 AM Sally**
device was a gell mouse pad. I took it out of the package 
and placed it on the desk.

### Ticket Closed May 1, 2009 9:31:12

quote of the day

2009-06-15T12:15:00.001-07:00

from @howardweaver

One wolf is evil: anger, jealousy, greed, pride, ego. Another is good: joy, hope, serenity, humility. Which wolf wins? The one you feed.

to the rescue

2009-06-04T20:28:00.001-07:00

found on deviantart... http://draken413o.deviantart.com/art/To-the-rescue-121441303

TFLN

2009-06-03T17:44:00.001-07:00

I can only speak casual parseltoungue, I'm not bad though. Just the general, "Where's the bathroom?" "Open the chamber of secrets", that type of stuff.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/47366

Overheard in New York

2009-06-02T14:05:00.001-07:00

Teen girl #1: I think you should just jump him.
Teen girl #2: I tried. It's a complicated situation.
Teen girl #1: How's that?
Teen girl #2: Well, I told him that I was bored and home alone...
Teen girl #1: And?
Teen girl #2: And he told me he was busy watching Star Trek.
--Alice's Tea Cup

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Quote of the day

2009-06-01T16:22:00.000-07:00

Israeli Government Press Director Daniel Seamen reacted to the Obama administration statement by saying: "I have to admire the residents of Iroquois territory for assuming that they have a right to determine where Jews should live in Jerusalem."
http://bit.ly/DQ0ir

flying with your peanut

2009-05-08T09:26:00.001-07:00

Very cute ad campaign...

Quote of the day

2009-05-03T11:03:00.001-07:00

cool twitter hack

2009-04-30T20:41:00.001-07:00

http://twitter-digest.appspot.com/generate?usernames=ginatrapani+adampash+kevinpurdy+jasonfitzpatric+howtogeek&output=html

"Bring me Captain Solo and the Wookie"

2009-04-27T14:07:00.001-07:00

from http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=23041

quote of the day

2009-04-25T18:16:00.001-07:00

It's sad what's happened to the Republicans. They used to be the party of the big tent; now they're the party of the sideshow attraction, a socially awkward group of mostly white people who speak a language only they understand. Like Trekkies, but paranoid.

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-maher24-2009apr24,0,6983740.story

BAD Fark Headline of the day... BAD FARK, BAD!

2009-04-21T10:31:00.001-07:00

"Stephen Hawking expected to make a full recovery. Well, not a "full" recovery, per se, but you get the point"

Tripods are for wimps...

2009-04-19T15:05:00.000-07:00

ok... where this is concerned, I'm a wimp...

from gizmodo...

from the fail blog

2009-04-17T13:10:00.001-07:00

http://failblog.org/2009/04/17/marquee-fail/

"Overheard in New York" of the day

2009-04-16T07:29:00.001-07:00

That Jerk Never Returns My Calls

Girl #1: This whole Ben situation is really starting to piss me off.
Girl #2: I know! I just don't know what his deal is.
Girl #1: He called me like twelve times yesterday.
Girl #2 (stopping in the middle of Penn Station): He called you? (pauses for a moment) Oh, you mean Ben your boyfriend, don't you?
Girl #1: As opposed to?
Girl #2: Ben from Lost.
Girl #1: Don't talk to me for an hour, please.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

tweenbots

2009-04-13T10:41:00.001-07:00

from boingboing

Tweenbots are are simple robots bearing a flag with their destinations.
Random humans they encounter in the street have to pick them up and aim them in the right direction.

tweenbots site http://www.tweenbots.com/

New toy

2009-04-12T08:53:00.000-07:00

Got a new toy last night... time to move up from the 250.

found on the interwebtubes... somewhere...

2009-04-11T14:38:00.001-07:00

I just liked it...

FARK headline of the day

2009-04-10T13:21:00.001-07:00

Snake venom is being marketed as the new budget alternative to botox, just in case cost was the main factor stopping you from injecting one of the world's deadliest toxins into your face

QUote of the day

2009-04-07T09:28:00.001-07:00

"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off."

-Gloria Steinem

"Girls need things fixed"

2009-04-03T15:20:00.001-07:00

There seems to be some discussion over whether this was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek or not.

from http://contexts.org/socimages/2009/04/02/boys-fix-things-girls-need-things-fixed/

Is the President a copyright crook?

2009-04-02T15:17:00.002-07:00

President Obama reportedly gave an iPod, loaded with 40 show tunes, to England's Queen Elizabeth II as a gift. Did he violate the law when he did so?
You know your copyright laws are broken when there is no easy answer to this question.

eff.org

Handy ToDo List

2009-04-02T04:32:00.001-07:00

found on Tumblr...

Invalid Entry message

2009-03-31T20:29:00.001-07:00

ummmmmm... OK...

A friendly converstaion

2009-03-31T20:22:00.001-07:00

Quote of the day

2009-03-31T14:04:00.001-07:00

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

from amptoons

Overheard on Twitter

2009-03-31T12:50:00.001-07:00

One thing I love about Merced is the surprising regularity that I hear the word "sheep" on the police scanner.

Fark Headlines of the day

2009-03-31T10:35:00.001-07:00

"Canadian cops can't figure out why someone would
steal five tractor trailers full of Pepsi, but they double the guard at
local Mentos warehouse just to be safe"

Happy Anniversary

2009-03-30T12:25:00.001-07:00

On today's date, 1858, Hymen Lipman was granted a patent for attaching a piece of rubber to the end of a pencil. While it was certainly a stroke of genius, the courts didn't think it to be as groundbreaking as one might think. From Smithsonian:

Unfortunately for Lipman, the patent would later be revoked, when the U.S. Supreme Court rules in 1875 that a pencil with an eraser is just a pencil with an eraser and not a new invention.

Smithsonian

Mac mod of the day

2009-03-30T07:32:00.001-07:00

No idea where the design comes from... just clever..

my newest desk accessory.

2009-03-26T15:37:00.001-07:00
Scratch, ( from http://pvponline.com )
How come, in department stores, their idea of desk accessories is so very different from mine?

Quote of the day:

2009-03-25T11:18:00.001-07:00

"Don't lead your life in quiet desperation and go to the grave with your song still in you."

an honest conversation

2009-03-24T12:36:00.001-07:00

quote of the day

2009-03-24T12:33:00.003-07:00

"He’s always asking: 'Is that new? I haven't seen that before.'
It’s like,
'Why don't you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.'"
- Michelle Obama, on dodging her husband's inquiries about her shopping

non sequitur

2008-10-06T12:36:00.000-07:00
just loved today's strip...

http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2008/10/06/

Holy Frak, It's Wil Wheaton!

2008-09-28T14:09:00.001-07:00

Holy Frak, It's Wil Wheaton!, originally uploaded by wygit.
Met an author I like... we talked about Team in Training, running, and Cameras, although he's a Nikon and I'm a Canon, it's not quite as bad as the Mac vs PC thing... Nice person...