Friday, June 26, 2009

Saturday, June 20, 2009

from Overheard in New York

Large, intimidating thug: So you think you're grown up, huh? You think you're a man?
Small boy: (nods)
Large, intimidating thug: Then why don't you get a job? Move out?
Small boy: Cause I love you!
Large, intimidating thug, more quietly: Well, I love you too.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Trouble Ticket

**April 29, 2009 2:06:25 PM Marc**
Client has a gel pad type device that he requires assistance in setting up.
Please provide onsite assistance for the client.

Client has requested to have an email sent to him to
schedule a time to resolve the request.

**May 1, 2009 8:05:21 AM Sally**
on my way to 2sc, I will see if he is at his desk.

**May 1, 2009 9:31:12 AM Sally**
device was a gell mouse pad. I took it out of the package
and placed it on the desk.

### Ticket Closed May 1, 2009 9:31:12

Monday, June 15, 2009

quote of the day

from @howardweaver

One wolf is evil: anger, jealousy, greed, pride, ego. Another is good: joy, hope, serenity, humility. Which wolf wins? The one you feed.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Wednesday, June 3, 2009


I can only speak casual parseltoungue, I'm not bad though. Just the general, "Where's the bathroom?" "Open the chamber of secrets", that type of stuff.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Overheard in New York

Teen girl #1: I think you should just jump him.
Teen girl #2: I tried. It's a complicated situation.
Teen girl #1: How's that?
Teen girl #2: Well, I told him that I was bored and home alone...
Teen girl #1: And?
Teen girl #2: And he told me he was busy watching Star Trek.
--Alice's Tea Cup

Monday, June 1, 2009

Quote of the day

Israeli Government Press Director Daniel Seamen reacted to the Obama administration statement by saying: "I have to admire the residents of Iroquois territory for assuming that they have a right to determine where Jews should live in Jerusalem."