Friday, June 26, 2009

Saturday, June 20, 2009

from Overheard in New York

Large, intimidating thug: So you think you're grown up, huh? You think you're a man?
Small boy: (nods)
Large, intimidating thug: Then why don't you get a job? Move out?
Small boy: Cause I love you!
Large, intimidating thug, more quietly: Well, I love you too.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com




Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Trouble Ticket

**April 29, 2009 2:06:25 PM Marc**
Client has a gel pad type device that he requires assistance in setting up.
Please provide onsite assistance for the client.

Client has requested to have an email sent to him to
schedule a time to resolve the request.

**May 1, 2009 8:05:21 AM Sally**
on my way to 2sc, I will see if he is at his desk.

**May 1, 2009 9:31:12 AM Sally**
device was a gell mouse pad. I took it out of the package
and placed it on the desk.

### Ticket Closed May 1, 2009 9:31:12



Monday, June 15, 2009

quote of the day

from @howardweaver

One wolf is evil: anger, jealousy, greed, pride, ego. Another is good: joy, hope, serenity, humility. Which wolf wins? The one you feed.





Thursday, June 4, 2009

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

TFLN

I can only speak casual parseltoungue, I'm not bad though. Just the general, "Where's the bathroom?" "Open the chamber of secrets", that type of stuff.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/47366

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Overheard in New York

Teen girl #1: I think you should just jump him.
Teen girl #2: I tried. It's a complicated situation.
Teen girl #1: How's that?
Teen girl #2: Well, I told him that I was bored and home alone...
Teen girl #1: And?
Teen girl #2: And he told me he was busy watching Star Trek.
--Alice's Tea Cup

Monday, June 1, 2009

Quote of the day

Israeli Government Press Director Daniel Seamen reacted to the Obama administration statement by saying: "I have to admire the residents of Iroquois territory for assuming that they have a right to determine where Jews should live in Jerusalem."
http://bit.ly/DQ0ir